9. If you could own a famous car, anywhere from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang to a Bond car, which would you choose?: The James Bond MG.
10. What would you say to George W. Bush if you were to meet him? “My, what awfully big Secret Service men you have.” And, if that wasn’t true, “What the flying fuck do you think you’re doing?”
11. What is your favourite one line joke?: “Two men were looking at shirts in a shop window. One says ‘That’s the one I’d get’, so cyclops comes round the corner and belts him one”
12. If you had to choose one place (that you’ve never been before) to live for a year, which place would it be?: New York.
13. Which is your least favorite state in the USA? Since the only one I’ve ever been to is Florida, I can’t really answer.
14. If you had to give yourself a new first and middle name, what would they be?: Mine.
15. What was the main object of your last nightmare?: Truth.
16. If you were given the opportunity of finding out the date of your death, would you like to know? Why or why not?: Nope.
17. If the United States military said that you either had to participate in a war for a year or go to jail for 10 years, what would you do?: a) Wonder why the fuck I’m being recruited by the US Army; b) ask if they want me on the geek section, and if so hope I don’t get bombed; c) Jail. I wouldn’t last five minutes.
18. Which is your favorite 80’s hair metal band?: No idea.
19. If you could make a pet out of any animal, which would it be?: A cat, or a dog. Something that wouldn’t mind being a pet, or doesn’t believe it is one.
20. If you could exist inside a video game for a day, which one would you want to be in?: City of Heroes. You’d be amazed how close I come…