A is for Arr, as in Arr, More grog.
B is for Booty, which we use to buy grog. as in Arr, More grog.
C is the thing we sail on to raid ships to get booty to get grog, as in Arr, More grog.
D are doubloons, which we use to buy grog, as in Arr, More grog.
E is the the person who has my grog! GIVE ME MY GROG.
F is for a word that we shall replace with GROG, as in GIVE ME MORE GROGGING GROG!
G is for Grog, as in Arr, More grog.
H is for Hey! Give me more grog, as in Arr, More grog.
I is for Eye, into which you should not put grog. as in Arr, More grog.
J is for Jam, which is not made out of grog, as in Arr, More grog.
K is for Killin’, which is one of the things we do when Raidin’ to get Booty, to buy grog, as in Arr, More grog.
L is where we go for killin’ too many people for grog as in Arr, More grog.\ M is for More! as in as in Arr, More grog.\ N is for none, as in “Where has the grog gone?”\ O is for “Oh, there it is”, as in Arr, More grog.\ P is for… just a second … … … Room for more grog!\ Q is for … no, didn’t have to, went behind the tree. Arr! More grog!\ R is for Arrrr, as in Arr, More grog\ R is also for Rum! as in Grog! as in Arr, More grog\ S is for Ship, which we use to raid the Cs, and get booty for grog, as in Arr, More grog\ T is for something that IS NOT GROG.\ U is for you, who has grog that is not mine, which you shall give to me, and I shall have more grog.\ V is for Victory, celebrated with grog, as in Arr, More grog\ W is for Water, on which we sail Ships, to raid for Booty, to get grog, asin Arr, More grog\ X is for the Ex-parrot… Arr, More grog!\ Y is for Y more grog? BECAUSE GROG! Arr, More Grog!\ Z is for Ze End Of The Alphabet! Arr, More grog!