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The Means

(The comedy version of this recipe is at my website I would recommend that instead, as it’s funnier)

The Madness


  1. Melt the butter in a medium-sized bowl
  2. Add the bikkits & sugar & spices
  3. Beat to death
  4. Put into pan, beaten down.
  5. Oven, ~10 minutes until crispy. Let it cool.

While that happens:

  1. Biiiiig bowl
  2. Cheese & sugar
  3. Sour & Double cream
  4. Vanilla Essence
  5. Some flour
  6. Eggs
  7. Add flour until gloopy but not runny. Give up fairly soon, runny still works.
  8. Gloop gloop over bikkits


Oven for about an hour, then test at ~15 minute intervals for knife to come out fairly clean. Leave to cool, then fridge for six or so hours.

Category: Recipe

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