Everyone I have emails for would kill me stone dead if I were to forward it to them, so I’m going to stick it up on a website instead, where nobody will read it.

Please do this and send it back. Okay, here’s what you’re supposed to
do…Copy (not Forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new e-mail that you will send.

Change all of the answers so that they apply to you. Then, send this to
a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to
you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about your friends.

1. Time of starting? this: 20:26

2. Were you named after anyone? Don’t think so

3. Do you wish on stars? Mornings, but not stars.

4. When did you last cry? Um. Last day of Febuary.

5. Do you like your handwriting? I can barely read my handwriting

6. What is your favourite meat? Duck.

7. What is your most embarrassing CD on your shelf? Probably The Wombles. Or Teletubbies.

8. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? Probably not, I’m annoying

9. Are you a daredevil? Fuck that for a lark.

10. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell? Nope.

11. How do you release anger? I punch brick walls. This is not a survival skill, and it occasionally means I have difficulty working after ‘meetings’.

13. Do you trust others easily? Slighly too easily.

14. What was your favourite toy as a child? Lego, I suppose.

15. What class in school do you think is totally useless? French. Also: Everything.

16. Do you use sarcasm a lot? never

17. Have you ever been in a mosh pit? Um. (hides behind hair a bit), Yes. It was university.

18. What do you look for in a guy/girl? Apparently the ability to completely destroy me.

19. Would you bungee jump? Once again with the “Fuck that for a lark”.

20. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Since I have a marked tendancy towards fuck-off-great boots, and you can’t take them off without untying them, yes. I don’t own any shoes.

21. What’s your favourite ice cream flavour? Vanilla

22. What are your favourite colours? Blue, White,

23. What is your least favourite thing? Failure. Also: Marmite.

24. How many people do you have a crush on right now? You’d be amazed.

25. What do you really miss right now? Time.

26. What colour underwear are you wearing? Blue

27. What are you listening to right now?, songs for your Secret Agent lifestyle.

28. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? burnt sienna

29. What is the weather like right now? Blue with whispy clouds

30. Last person you talked to on the phone? LoneCat

31. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Them.

32. Do you like the person who sent you this? Yup.

33. How are you today? Tired, bored, stressed and slightly angry

34. Favourite alcoholic drink? Beer, Port, Vodka.

35. Fav idol? A clay one. Or one who actually gets some fucking writing done.

36. Hair colour? Brown, occasionally bright red.

37. Eye colour? Occasionally blue, sometimes green.

38. Are you wearing contacts? Nope, big thick glasses though.

39. Siblings? Two brothers.

40. Fav mnth? September. It’s a confortably long way away from February

41. Fav food? Fresh pasta.

42. Last movie you watched? Finding Neverland

43. Favourite day of the year? Not got one.

44. Have you ever been too shy to ask someone out? Fuck yes,

45. Scary movies or happy endings? Happy Endings.

46. Summer or winter? Summer

47. Hugs or kisses? Yes, but not exclusively.

48.Do you want your friends to write back? Generally, yes.

49. Who is most likely to respond? Nobody

50. Who is least likely to respond? Everyone.

51. What book/magazine are you reading? Make magazine and Blood Of Angels, by Michael Marshall Smith

52. What’s on your mouse pad? A little red light with a mouse around it.

53. What did you watch on TV last night? Don’t do the TV thing, apart from Dr Who and stuff I obviously don’t download from the internet because that would be Bad and Wrong. Oh, and CSI.

54. Favourite Smell? Cheesecake

55. Do you regret ever breaking up with someone? Yes.

56. Favourite actor/actress? Barry, obviously. Also Johnny Depp.

57. Time of finishing this? 20:40