Usenet Archive - Sex and Tea
Lister:Hardly. There are many similarities between tea and sex. They are both\ things that many people find it almost impossible to live without despite\ the fact that they aren’t actually essential. They both gain immensely\ from taking ones time and getting the preparations right. They can both\ lead to wet patches on the bed.Michael J. Schülke:Entirely unlike teaEric Jarvis:\ sex involves […] a complex series of actions […] in order to get a ball in a hole
Almost. But not quite.
All in all they are fairly similar. I think I’ll go make a pot of tea.
—\ eric - afprelationships in headers\ www.ericjarvis.co.uk\ “live fast, die only if strictly necessary”